ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK
OMG BABEIS THAT
THE ADORABLE PANCAKE HIMSELF
Okay, but this was the thing that most jumped out at me as requiring giffing of the whole episode. Y’all know we need this.
This is my Glee. Perfect episode is perfect and rewatched repeatedly. It’s like an embodiment of all my favourite things. Blaine being shut down, Becky being verbally abusive AND predatory (“I HAVE SPECIAL NEEDS AND ONE OF THOSE NEEDS IS HAVING MOUTH SEX WITH YOUR FACE”), Sue being extra glorious (they finally slipped a silkwood shower reference in there, I can die happy), smexy elf costumes, Santana keeping it realsies (“That sounds a little molesty”), Sam holding a tiny cute animal (though, I think that was a hamster tbh), Unique solos, riling up Christians using Diana Ross, Kurt being heartbreakingly beautiful and sexually adventurous, Kurt’s legs, Kurt’s ass in tiny delicious underwear, realistic NYC sexual encounters (I am forever lamenting how lame and home bodied the loft kids are, PLUS this proves that Kurt and Adam probably fucked like uninhibited bunnies, which warms my mangled multishipper heart). And maybe I’m reading into it, but it felt like old, pre-Finn loss Rachel was really there. Ridiculous and easily excitable and I don’t know, Rachely. I miss her.
Ugh, so great. Would pay many dollars to see the mythical uncut Rough Trade Santa in its entirety.
Ok, I got Hulu so I will go over a word for word review tommorow so I can get everything right! Any who! Congrats you guys :D Chris has like a 99.9% chance of winning and I just wanna give the fandom a hug ok? ^_^ *hugs chris fandom :D* And Second of all……….. According to topsy, Klainers have LOST…
Please tell me there’s some fanfiction written about their first Christmas together after their engagement where they have Santa!Blaine
Like that needs to be a thing.